A very special SPP

A poignant, heartwarming silent penultimate panel today:
For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston
How heartless can I be to make fun of this one?

Of course it's maudlin and false, but, darn it, not everything has to be Richard Yates-level depressing (or even Funky Winkerbean-level.) There's nothing wrong with a little Canadian schmaltz for breakfast.
So what are the chances now that April and her band will have a change of heart and agree to play at the benefit concert?